showing your friend something you know they would flip out over and they say “I’ve already seen it”
no
i was supposed to be the hero
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You have no idea what I’ve been through in my life. I had the ORIGINAL GameBoy Advance. That shit had no light and I had to find the perfectly lit room. You don’t know what I come from.
The struggle to find AAA batteries. Resorting to ripping them from tv remotes….. These were hard times.
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
BUT BIGGER
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
(via nooby-banana)

I really tried to concentrate into the cutscene but everytime the camera perspective showed blurred Ezio in the background he had changed his position plus the dialogue I
(via katilac)

this changes everything oh my god
do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?
I drive for 45 minutes and im likea city over
I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”
Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.
If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds
(via literal-ghost)

Trampoline tent for summer sleepovers.
think about all the sex
there are two kinds of people
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“Oh I could throw you in a lake,or feed you poison birthday cake. I can’t deny i’m gonna miss you when you’re gone!”
when you click a button you didnt mean to click so you just kinda hold the click and drag your cursor around hoping it doesnt click
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